Just because the only current form of communication you have with someone is electronic does not give a person liberty to oscillate between being bomb and being a cyber douche. The inconsistency is killer. Just choose one way or the other, man. If not, my Super Trooper alter ego will virtually eff you emoticon heart.

Also if one might ever think of using the word "cutie" when describing my personage, please don't. It makes me vomit...violently.